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Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Winner
The winner of commentary based on shoe-throwing incident is:
This guy
Questions That I Have for the Secret Service
Jon Friedman
1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe."
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on--you. Throw a shoe--you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again."
8. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let's say there isn't training for that--but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?
BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)
This guy
Questions That I Have for the Secret Service
Jon Friedman
1. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that shoe?
2. Shouldn't you have jumped in front of that second shoe?
3. Second shoe = the one thrown after being removed from foot after first shoe was thrown.
4. Let's say people had three feet. Would you have allowed a third shoe to fly unimpeded?
5. While the shoe was in the air, were you like, "Oh, its just a shoe."
6. Same question about the second shoe.
7. Do you think this is funny, "Throw a shoe at me once, shame on--you. Throw a shoe--you throw a shoe, you can't throw a shoe again."
8. Is there not "protection training" for lunatics launching objects?
9. Let's say there isn't training for that--but do they tell you that if someone does throw (or shoot) something to be on the alert in case they want to repeat this behavior?
10. Where were you?
BONUS QUESTION: Do you think the Iraqis want us there? (Hint: their journalists are throwing their shoes at Bush)
Friday, November 7, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Jukebox Friday - Welcome to the house of fun
Ok, so that was only a partial entry. I promise there will be better songs in store when I get used to blogging and working. I'm a little rusty. And sleepy.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Creep-tastical.
Speaking of creepy, there was one portion of the Olympic opening ceremonies that completely freaked me out: Sarah Brightman. I commented that she looked crazy/creepy while singing and wondered if she had been locked up by the Chinese for 16 days before they allowed her to sing. Brainwash? Maybe. Ok, so last week I happened to be flipping through channels (on our new 40in behemoth TV) and caught a snippet of the horrid pot of morning gruel they like to call the "Today Show." They had just announced that Sarah Brightman would be up next to give an interview...cool....but, then, they cut away to her. I. Was. Terrified. It was all over in a minute but I couldn't help but think that something was terribly wrong with my world. I contemplated if she was sending out cult signals with her brain waves and I would never know if I'd wake up the next day. It was a little smile and then instant crazed huge-eyes-alien-stare. My next thought was to wonder if I was the only person who witnessed this strange moment. I mean, c'mon, who watches the Today show? LUCKILY for everyone here, some person told another person and E! Channel's "The Soup" caught on to this awesomely creepy moment and made fun of it. And I can share it here:
I. Love. The Soup.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Also...
Funny of the dayYou know you wanna click it
The Onion has also been spot-on lately with providing quality Olympic coverage as well.
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
I didn't get around to posting a tune yesterday - pesky "applying for jobs" thing got in the way. It means today I can hook you up with an amazingly fun little thing called "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog."
From Wikipedia:
Neil Patrick Harris is awesome in it and it just the perfect little quirky thing to entertain and delight you all. For 43 minutes anyway. You can see it here, but I'm going to post the fun song "Laundry Day" below for a little sample.
Have a quirky, fun, amazing, and awesome weekend everyone!
From Wikipedia:
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is a 43-minute musical film produced exclusively for Internet distribution. It tells the story of Dr. Horrible, the aspiring supervillain alter ego of Billy; Captain Hammer, his nemesis; and Penny, their mutual love interest. The movie was written by writer/director Joss Whedon, his brothers Zack Whedon (a television writer) and Jed Whedon (a composer), and Jed's fiancée, actress Maurissa Tancharoen. The writing team penned the musical during the WGA writers' strike. The idea was to create something small and inexpensive, yet professionally done, in a way that would circumvent the issues that were being protested during the strike.
Neil Patrick Harris is awesome in it and it just the perfect little quirky thing to entertain and delight you all. For 43 minutes anyway. You can see it here, but I'm going to post the fun song "Laundry Day" below for a little sample.
Have a quirky, fun, amazing, and awesome weekend everyone!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Non-Friday Jukebox & Quick Update
Hi blogworld. i'm blogging live from LONDON using our internet voucher that i earned after cursing the crap out of our paid internet session last night. nice hotel staff they gots here.
Recap would be:
- currently 430am
- less than 8 hours ago i had an insane fever and could barely move. i have some form of the flu. thank gawd we had brought a bag to hold some stuffs along during the underground rides or else my vomit would have fallen all over the ground in the underground (there aint no bathrooms down there).
- i have managed to keep a banana and pepto bismol down so i am hopeful. hopeful i will be able to resume with normal foodstuffs in france.
whilst crazy-sick last night, the music channel here presented "top 25 disco songs from the 70s".....holy awesome spandex batman! i heard a song i've never heard before, and let me just state VERY emphatically that this was the highlight of my last 8 hours.
(my favorite parts include the glitter and the free-weights dance coordinations)
well, that's it. we leave soon to take the eurostar train to france. i'm bringing an extra bag along in case lord vomit is preparing to visit again.
Recap would be:
- currently 430am
- less than 8 hours ago i had an insane fever and could barely move. i have some form of the flu. thank gawd we had brought a bag to hold some stuffs along during the underground rides or else my vomit would have fallen all over the ground in the underground (there aint no bathrooms down there).
- i have managed to keep a banana and pepto bismol down so i am hopeful. hopeful i will be able to resume with normal foodstuffs in france.
whilst crazy-sick last night, the music channel here presented "top 25 disco songs from the 70s".....holy awesome spandex batman! i heard a song i've never heard before, and let me just state VERY emphatically that this was the highlight of my last 8 hours.
(my favorite parts include the glitter and the free-weights dance coordinations)
well, that's it. we leave soon to take the eurostar train to france. i'm bringing an extra bag along in case lord vomit is preparing to visit again.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
For laughs...
* There is a great post over at dooce.com which is actually a guest post by 1/2 of sweet juniper. I dont have any kids, but the parenting duo that writes for sweet juniper have some amazing posts that any one can enjoy.
* Along the lines of lolcats is another new favorite "awww" website: Cute Overload.
A favorite from there:
* As always, making fun of celebrities can be soooo incredibly funny. Go Fug Yourself. Included in a recent post was a line I would like to steal: "But if you think that's as wack as it gets, just wait, because at the film's premiere she crashed the Wackmobile straight into Lake Crackpot."
* All along, VH1's Best Week Ever have been blogging hilarious things about Top Chef. How did I miss this? The finale recap was great. And this gem about Lisa was priceless.
* Continuing my French music addiction.... (and it will make you go "awww")
There, that should keep you entertained for at least a little bit. I'll be back in a month to continue this partay....
* Along the lines of lolcats is another new favorite "awww" website: Cute Overload.
A favorite from there:
* As always, making fun of celebrities can be soooo incredibly funny. Go Fug Yourself. Included in a recent post was a line I would like to steal: "But if you think that's as wack as it gets, just wait, because at the film's premiere she crashed the Wackmobile straight into Lake Crackpot."
* All along, VH1's Best Week Ever have been blogging hilarious things about Top Chef. How did I miss this? The finale recap was great. And this gem about Lisa was priceless.
* Continuing my French music addiction.... (and it will make you go "awww")
There, that should keep you entertained for at least a little bit. I'll be back in a month to continue this partay....
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
ooh! shiny!
Clearly I become amused by creepy random crap the internet produces:
If you don't like it, go put a bunana in your ear.
If you don't like it, go put a bunana in your ear.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
R to the ANDOM
Wikipedia Search: E
Epilation
Emetophobia
Eli Manning
Wikipedia Search: V
Valkyrie
Vegemite
Veggie Tales
Venison
(actual searches I've done)
Epilation
Emetophobia
Eli Manning
Wikipedia Search: V
Valkyrie
Vegemite
Veggie Tales
Venison
(actual searches I've done)
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