And then he said...

Me wondering what day the bread is delivered at the middle eastern grocery place: "Honey, it's Arabs... there's no system!"

"It'll be fine, I have a self cleaning coat."

"Shoot, we forgot the groceries downstairs."
*pause*
"If you go get them I'll promise to give you five kisses. Please? I mean like five REAL AFFECTIONATE kisses."

"Close the drapes and come to the snuggle station."

"If I killed that goose would you cook it for me?"

"20 things of rigident no longer becomes a gift"