Friday, October 10, 2008

HEY! It's just flippin dandelions over here in my neighborhood! Today a new family is moving in to the apartment(actually it's a 2 story thing) across from us. From what we can tell, all the other families here know them too. Ahem, which means, WHICH MEANS, WE ARE BEING OVERTAKEN BY NOISY DEVIL TODDLERS and their smelly cooking parents. Mister Rogers would not be proud of my shitastical attitude towards this neighborhood, but he got to live with MAKE BELIEVE things and not SHRIEKING 3 year olds in curry poo smelling smells.

...ARGH!

I like people, but I would like to point out that these people are not friendly at all. AT ALL. On a friendly scale of 1 to 10, I give them a 2. 2 howling monkeys for every time they have their obnoxious parties (with ALL the little turds running loose and screaming throughout the apartment below us) that is!!!

Ok, pardon moi, I cannot vent any more. I must escape and blast some Slayer. Yeah, Slayer lives in my make believe world.

4 comments:

sageweb said...

Maybe you should get some heavy metal and balst it around nap time.

Miss Healthypants said...

You are funny, Sfoof! :) I rarely see you angry, you know that? They MUST be really terrible neighbors.

Iwanski said...

I have some information for you.

Cold weather is about two weeks off. The poo cooking will have to move indoors, as will at least some of the playing.

Lorraine said...

I'm with Sage. You need to really ratched up the metal. And coordinate it to their noise. Maybe they'll get the message. You might also start cooking a lot. I would recommend saurkraut, brussels sprouts and fish.