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Now on to some funny quotes:
In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
They all laughed at Albert Einstein. They all laughed at Columbus. Unfortunately, they also all laughed at Bozo the Clown. ---Carl Sagan Broca's Brain
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.
The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain. Life is antagonistic to the living. The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned, bombed, and plucked for music. The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own cunning. The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum. We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion supports us. --E. L. Doctorow
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.--William James
"They say only 10 percent of the brains function is known. Apparently, the function of the remaining 90 percent is to keep us from discovering its function."
"This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here." (Michael Scott, The Office)
End with evil otters: